Drink Order Connoisseur Mugs

"I'd like a milk chocolate, turtle mocha, candy cane frappuccino, but don't make it too sweet."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Man...You age great!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress