Ordering Habits T-Shirts

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

How Amazon was invented

'How is the water prepared?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

How do you like the new suit?

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'