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"You are so organized!"

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

Method/Madness

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"