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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Raptures

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Cat Tie

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Is this who I am?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Think outside the seed.'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Spring Cleaning

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

Moral compass 2003

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

Ginger was born to dance.

"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."

Ways to handle difficult patients.