Ironic Soul T-Shirts

At a business management library one section is labelled 'self-help' another is 'outsource others.'

The Art Student.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Do me next."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Little help?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Get crazy once in a while

Raptures

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Children's Art Show.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Writers without borders.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

They were mysteriously drawn together

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Fly fishing.

Raphael

"Is this who I am?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I wish I was creative'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.