Ironic Soul Pillows

At a business management library one section is labelled 'self-help' another is 'outsource others.'

The Art Student.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Do me next."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Little help?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Get crazy once in a while

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Raptures

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Writers without borders.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Children's Art Show.

They were mysteriously drawn together

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Raphael

Fly fishing.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'