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"If pressured, I will run!"

The Zoo.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'The Questioner'

Get crazy once in a while

Raptures

Fly fishing.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Beware of balloon dog.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Attention Span Man

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Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"What does it all mean?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Balloon Dog love

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Ginger was born to dance.

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."