Old School Soul T-Shirts

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Spring Cleaning

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"I've got an app for that."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Some are born old."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIV. - An interesting couple.

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

Aged Hippie Retirement Home: 'Free miles, free minutes - - what ever happened to free love?'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"The new year will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, and it will feel strikingly similar to the old year."

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

Free at last from all forms of electronic and digital interconnectedness!

"He self identifies as old."

"Back in MY day scoring was done with grease pencils."

I'm young, yes, but not at heart