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"Some are born old."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I've got an app for that."

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIV. - An interesting couple.

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Adele plus inspiration

Woman's fist comes flying out of copy of 'Amy Winehouse's Greatest Hits'

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

Private Phone Calls

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."