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"Some are born old."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I've got an app for that."

Workers constructing barcodes

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIV. - An interesting couple.

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

You've got mail...

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

Private Phone Calls

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

"When I was your age we didn't play video games or take photos or locate things - we just did one thing and we took our sweet time doing it."

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"