Old School Soul Gifts

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Spring Cleaning

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I've got an app for that."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Some are born old."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIV. - An interesting couple.

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

Aged Hippie Retirement Home: 'Free miles, free minutes - - what ever happened to free love?'

"The new year will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, and it will feel strikingly similar to the old year."

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

Free at last from all forms of electronic and digital interconnectedness!

Smoking Outside The Work Place.

"He self identifies as old."

"Back in MY day scoring was done with grease pencils."