Old Fashioned Souls Gifts

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

I love you.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"Everybody meets online these days."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"We haven't danced in ages."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'He Will!'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Green Balloon

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Aging together

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Remembering His Marbles

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'