Groovy Old Soul Gifts

Aged Hippie Retirement Home: 'Free miles, free minutes - - what ever happened to free love?'

Cat Tie

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Frizzbee statue.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Face painting - children have no faces

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Snowballs!

Like, Real Gone...

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I've got an app for that."

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

Snowman and girl

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'