Groovy Old Soul Gifts

Aged Hippie Retirement Home: 'Free miles, free minutes - - what ever happened to free love?'

Cat Tie

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Shoe repair

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Snowballs!

Like, Real Gone...

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

"I've got an app for that."

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Snowman and girl

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

'I was just having fun. Get in touch with your inner-child ��' maybe she can explain it to you.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'