Old Soul Gifts

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"I heard they mate for life."

Raptures

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'In Love'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Cake

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Significant Otter

The unknown war poet.

Romance

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Love at First Sight.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"I'm on ecstasy!"

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Well, the good news is that he finally warmed up to me."

Love wine

"Set already!"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Pensioner's Romance