Old Soul Enthusiast Gifts

I'm young, yes, but not at heart

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"What old school? This is my life."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

Little Richard

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"I've got an app for that."

Devil Buying Soul Music

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIV. - An interesting couple.

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

"Some are born old."

Workers constructing barcodes

You've got mail...

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Private Phone Calls