Old Soul Enthusiast Gifts

I'm young, yes, but not at heart

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"What old school? This is my life."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I've got an app for that."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Devil Buying Soul Music

Workers constructing barcodes

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Some are born old."

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIV. - An interesting couple.

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

Private Phone Calls

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

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