Old Fashioned Souls Mugs

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

I love you.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Everybody meets online these days."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'He Will!'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Green Balloon

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Remembering His Marbles

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Aging together

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.