Undercover Art Agent Gifts

"I detect an accent – money?"

Larry's used art

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Barks in code.

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Misunderstood artist

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Sid Sinatra.

Meet Santa's entourage

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Private Viewing

Snow White and her Seven people.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Art Plagiarism

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."