Undercover Operator Mugs

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Undercover Biophysicists

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Whistle blower...

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'