Undercover Operations Fan Mugs

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Can you keep a secret?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Undercover Agent

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

'It hasn't been the same since they started installing solar panels onto church rooves'