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“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"You've changed."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

Heart bypass in progress.

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Undercover Agent

Mission Impossible

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'You said you liked red cars.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."