Covert Operation Fan Mugs

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"You've changed."

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Undercover Agent

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Mission Impossible

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Heart bypass in progress.

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

'You said you liked red cars.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."