Covert Operations Enthusiast Mugs

Privacy Conference Security

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

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'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"Dr Freeley...a word about your technique."

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

CIA Goes Back To School.

"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."

'Where does this piece go?'

Reardon stopped and motioned the party to a halt. Nothing at first, but soon we could all smell the curious odour associated with the illicit trade in un-fertilized chicken ova...