Covert Operations Expert Mugs

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

US Camouflage School

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

"No. I can still see you."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Dromedary spy.

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."