Covert Operations Expert T-Shirts

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

US Camouflage School

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

"No. I can still see you."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Dromedary spy.

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'