Covert Operative Aficionado Mugs

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

JAMES BONDING

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Johann Strauss

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Richard Wagner

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Dromedary spy.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Robert Schumann

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

Lord Chancellor

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.