Covert Operation Lover Mugs

CIA Goes Back To School.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Mission Impossible

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'

'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.

"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."

Reardon stopped and motioned the party to a halt. Nothing at first, but soon we could all smell the curious odour associated with the illicit trade in un-fertilized chicken ova...