Operation Lover Mugs

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Felix Mendelssohn

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Deflator mouse

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Masquerade

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.