Operation Lover Pillows

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Felix Mendelssohn

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Bravo!"

Frog flirting.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Deflator mouse

"I heard they mate for life."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Masquerade

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Say it with flowers: It!

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'