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"Can you keep a secret?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Elusive Shadow.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Privacy Conference Security

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Spy reading secret service weekly.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Undercover Agent

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'