Undercover Ops Fan Prints

"Can you keep a secret?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Elusive Shadow.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Al Pacino

Privacy Conference Security

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

007 regretted switching to beer

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Undercover Agent

Licensed to drill.

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'