Undercover Fan Prints

Undercover Agent

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Mars Rover

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Clandestine cows.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Candle Size

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"