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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'I think they're up to something.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Undercover Agent

"Can you keep a secret?"

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Yes, we both agree to do what's best for the country...but how do I know you're not a Russian spy?'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

'You're not in the CIA anymore, Phil. This is the corporate world. We don't indefinitely detain suspected business competitors.'