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'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Instinct stronger than training

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

Lucia di Lammermoor

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

Lorg George Gordon in the Tower

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'

"I want to fight Russia!"

Meeting at a social gathering

British Disputes with Portugal over Delagoa Railway

Female guest congratulating the bridegroom.