Romantic Intrigue Fan Mugs

'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

"Good morning, beheaded—uh, I mean beloved."

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Time Machine Assassination Squad

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Instinct stronger than training

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'It's a long shot, but it might just work.'

"There are rumours circulating around the school that the Russian exchange student helped you to become class president."

Lucia di Lammermoor

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

"Have a nice flight home, Amerikanski."

The Path to Glory

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

Lorg George Gordon in the Tower

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'

"I want to fight Russia!"

British Disputes with Portugal over Delagoa Railway

"I'll have the Boeuf a la mode, avec ground glass."