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Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He did it!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

The Investigation

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Al Pacino

'You got a search warrant?'

Arcarde Patrol

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Wimpy Harry

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Street trader tricking police.

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."