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World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

John Cleese.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"He did it!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The Investigation

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'This guy is really good!'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Wimpy Harry

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'