Police Sketch Fan Mugs

World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

The Investigation

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'This guy is really good!'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'You got a search warrant?'

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"This is our design team and their over-the-top looks."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.