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The Police Artist.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

She says she's the courtroom sketch artist.

Messing Up My Metrics

Hockey Goal

Lincoln Portrait

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'Does that look like your waiter?'

World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

'You do nice work!'

'That's nothing like him. The bloke that beat you up was a little skinny guy.'

"Hiring the Cartoonist was a bad idea."

"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."