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"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Newton discovers surrealism

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Robot porn.