Quirky Sketchers Gifts

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Fly Artist

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Newton discovers surrealism

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

The Cartoonist's armoury

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

The Cartoonists

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."