Police Sketch Artists Gifts

The Police Artist.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Lincoln Portrait

Hockey Goal

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

'Does that look like your waiter?'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

World of Cow: A blade of grass does a police sketch of a cow suspect.

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

'You do nice work!'

Candy Art Study

'That's nothing like him. The bloke that beat you up was a little skinny guy.'

"Hiring the Cartoonist was a bad idea."

"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"

"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."