Courtroom Sketch Artist Gifts

Courtroom sketch artist at Donald Trump hush money trial has a suitcase full of orange pastels.

She says she's the courtroom sketch artist.

'At this point you're supposed to enter a plea -- you can't buy a vowel.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Bailiff."

Law School teacher.

"You can't plead cute."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"#notguilty."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'