Courtroom Sketch Collector Gifts

Barrister makes vain appeal for thuggish looking defendant

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

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"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

Wards / Mortuary

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"Case dismissed."

"Bad drawing."

She says she's the courtroom sketch artist.

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

LABRADOODLE DOODLE

"Objection! Tar and feathering the witness."

A judge plays with scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.

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'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Which don't you understand, Ms. Booth - the mumbo or the jumbo?'

"You're pretty fast stranger, but that's your cell phone."

Preparing justice

'Trust me, I'm an Attorney.'

'Objection! He keeps talking. How am I supposed to get his mouth right?'

'He has that certain undefinable something that says he's guilty as sin.'

'Excuse me, but I've always wanted to do this.'

'You know a little something about the legal system. I like that in a lawyer.'

"So, judge—how the hell you doing?"

Seven years in jail is enough time to write a book about it.

'Your Honor, members of the jury and Neilsen viewers...'

"So... that's how lawyers get away with it."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

'Big mistake to have used up all of my jury challenges.'

'I'll recommend your cartoons if you recommend mine.'