Police Sketch Artist Gifts

"That's all I can remember. He had a pimple."

Your waitress will be along in a minute. I'm actually a police sketch artist. Menu.

'That's nothing like him. The bloke that beat you up was a little skinny guy.'

'Does that look like your waiter?'

Picasso's career as a police sketch artist was short lived.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

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To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

Lincoln Portrait

Hockey Goal

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

She says she's the courtroom sketch artist.

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."