Police Chase Fan T-Shirts

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Hollywood or bust!

A History of Graphic Violence

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Moon Line UP

Taking to the sky...

Dua Lipa caricature

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.