Police Chase Fan Gifts

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

A History of Graphic Violence

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He did it!"

Hollywood or bust!

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Taking to the sky...

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Elton John

Dua Lipa caricature

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Moon Line UP

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Madonna

David Letterman

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."