Law Enforcement Fan Pillows

Honk if you've committed a crime.

'You're driving a stolen vehicle, you've got a dead hunter in the trunk... Whoa! And your driver's license is expired!?'

'Now walk in a straight line... nah I'm just messing with you.'

i-plod.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

I hate stampedeing when we 'pack heat'!

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to detain you, sir. I've reviewed the CCTV footage and you looked about seven stone when you walked in here."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'My spirit guide told me your inner child really needs a speeding ticket.'

'Pull ovr. U r so bustd.'

'I'm afraid that 'chasing cars' is not a valid excuse for speeding.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Officer! Quick! A shoplifter!!'

'He was bred for sniffing out drugs.'

Police Feline Unit

Police Orchestra

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 7

Billy. The Kid.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He did it!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

The Investigation

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'