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'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Trial by Media

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Arrest of La Tuta

"You have the right to remain silent."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Life in the Fast Lane.