Rule Enforcer Aficionado Pillows

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'