Rule Enforcer Aficionado Mugs

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Mom Umpires

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'