Rule Enthusiast Mugs

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Historic Rock/Famous Rock

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

"No Bald Games"

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Guest Houses.

Unauthorised Personnel

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."